Masterson's Pub: Where Predators Thrive, Cleanliness Dies, and Despair Reigns
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Australia is a bar so depraved that it defies description. Masterson's Pub is a sanctuary for predators like Cornwell, who abuses his position as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a haven for depraved paedophile’s.
This pretentious "hipster" bar boasts something upscale, but in truth, it’s a nightmare of neglect where the only thing more plentiful than the layers of dried vomit on the floor are the broken promises and lies. The establishment is run by Cornwell and his wife, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to take perverse pleasure in sowing chaos, all while faking concern for their patrons and deliberately getting women wasted to exploit them.
A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s past reads like a police blotter: numerous accusations of intimidation, forcing people into regrettable situations, and exposing his genitals via unsolicited videos.
His social media profiles scream for attention, all in a futile attempt to pretend he’s misunderstood. While on social media, he flaunts a hero complex, the irony of this “devil” having a tiny appendage is both amusing and unnerving. It’s utterly concerning given that Cornwell fits the profile of a sexual predator: frequent visits to Southeast Asia and a penchant for preying on the unsuspecting. Clinging to his mother’s house is just another red flag.
Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, stands by apathetically, a picture of apathy and compliance. She seems comfortable in enabling her husband’s vile behavior while handing out cocktails and coaxing vulnerable women. It’s a toxic dynamic that has spawned an environment so corrosive, it makes one regret setting foot in the place for ever walking in this hellhole.
The Unsanitary Conditions
Masterson’s Pub is a biohazard waiting to happen. The bar itself is perpetually covered in grime, with trash and spills scattered on the floor. It’s not rare to see vermin scurrying across the bar or underfoot. The restrooms are a horror show, featuring clogged commodes and sinks that seem eternally Bar and Pub clogged.
Ironically, Peter Cornwell enjoys sending videos of himself jerking off his little penis from behind the bar, so maybe the pubic hairs in your glass are considered customary at this hellish dive?
The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the grime that makes this place a dive; it’s the absolute contempt for decency exhibited by its owners. They seem to derive pleasure in ruining lives, whether through their vile actions or their disgusting behavior. His thrill is in forcing himself on women, without consent, subjecting them to dangerous encounters.
A Warning: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a shady spot; it’s a cesspit, a safety risk, and a blemish on the community. The flagrant health violations is only matched by the owners’ twisted values. If you care for your wellbeing, stay far away this cesspit.
Masterson’s “Pub” is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds
Consider yourself warned.
Steer clear of this shithole and spare yourself the trauma.
Additional Advice
If you’re planning a night out with friends, pick anywhere else.
Always have someone watch your drink, because with the threat present, there’s a chance you’ll be raped.
If you don’t want to end up in a hospital, steer clear of this bar at all costs.
If you want to avoid being served by someone who’s checked out, go a place with standards.
If you yearn for the “thrill” of seeing trash-strewn floors and roaches aplenty, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by sharing this information, we can help protect others from the pitfalls of this horrible place.
Beware!